Holy Shit

Hello fuckers. Surprised to see me? Yeah, me too. Its been a long time. Lots has happened. Made a shit ton of changes over the last 7 years. Some drastic some not so drastic. I know y'all really missed me though. We have a lot to talk about over the next few years. Some old subjects and some new ones. My kids. My soon to be ex-wife. My soon to be new wife. My attempted self extermination. My move home. My grandson. That's right another generation of the Trashman. Trash Jr. has seen to it that the family name will live on. Oh we are going to have so much fun. I can hardly wait to get started. But before we do I have a job for you. You my dear minions must go out and spread the word. Let the world know that The Trashman is back. Shout it from the mountain tops. Call your friends and loved ones. Tell everybody you know. This is bigger than Lazarus rising from the dead. This is bigger than the second coming of Jesus.  This is going to be a comeback of biblical proportions. Not only am I coming back but you're getting the original, no punches pulled, no mercy shown, not gonna tip toe around your precious feelings, no bullshit Trashman. Not the watered down version that you were used to 7 years ago. The old warden is gone. I have a new warden now and even she knows who really runs this prison. I've been locked down in solitary for the last 7 years. I've had a lot of time to reflect on my evil ways. And you know what? I'm good with it. I miss me almost as much as y'all missed me. I know y'all were wishing I would come back. Well be careful what you wish for. Some times you get it.

Something Doesn't Feel Right

Every since I moved back to Texas I've felt out of place. I don't know if it's the town I live in or what. I would prefer a smaller town. Better yet I would prefer to go back to Jersey. I want the slower pace of a small town at the same time I want the energy of a place close to NYC. I'm so confused. All I really know is I don't belong here. The problem is The Wife likes it here and doesn't want to move. For a man that usually has all the answers, I'm stumped. I don't think I'll ever change her mind. Maybe I'll just change wives.

Keep on keeping on.

I'm Still Here

I ain't going anywhere. Just reading some old post and being amazed by my writing skills. Plus I don't want to repeat myself.

Piss up a rope.

Morons (or those that voted for Hussein)

You poor misguided fools. If you think the last four years were bad just wait for the next four. It's goning to be all the same shit all over again. He ain't gonna fix shit. He give his pretty little speeches and then not do a damn thing, He should be impeached and then prosecuted for Benghazi.  Lets not forget Operation Fast and Furious. He's quickly running out of people to throw under the bus. Sooner or later he's going to have to take responsibility for his actions. Let's just hope it's sooner before he cuts the military to the point that we get taken over by a foreign country.

Learn Chinese.

Romney Of Course

Just a reminder that a vote for Hussein is a vote for socialist control of America. It's also a vote for Sharia law and FEMA death camps. Not only that if you vote for Hussein you're just a fucking retard.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

NoMoPoHo Post number somefuckingthing

I will soon be fitted for a straight jacket. I'm sure of it. Between The Wife going on strike as far as house work, Jr knocking up his girlfriend and T3 busting his head open when he thought he could step out of a moving car. I swear I'm looney tunes. I'm just glad Duck Dynasty is back on. Those rednecks help keep me sane. When I'm watching them I forget the hell that my so called life has become. I love redneck TV. Can't get enough of it. I don't care that most of it is faked reality. Give me some dumbass rednecks on the boob tube (HA I said boob) and I am as happy as..........something that's really happy.

I know my post have not been up to par but I'm slowly working my way back into this shit. I have a couple of GREAT stories lined up and ready but I need to get my readership back up. So put the word out for me. One of the stories will shock and amaze you the other will sicken you and make most of you hate me.

Intriguing huh?

You do you and I'll do you.

I'm To Young

I'm going to be a grandfather.