Saturday, October 31, 2009

Annual Halloween Post

Barack Hussein Obama aka "The Beast" is the president of your United States. The government is taking over banks and private businesses because they believe they are being run the wrong way. This is a socialist regime. Some congressmen want to give Hussein the power to turn off the Internet. Stop the flow of information. We are in a downward spiral. We are headed for hell. Just what "The Beast" wants. The cowardly panty waisted sissy liberals will turn to him to be saved. They'll give him more power. Your socialist muslim president has done nothing since taking over what used to be the most powerful nation in the world. Nothing except move us closer to third world status. He hasn't fixed health care. He hasn't closed Guantanamo Bay. He hasn't pulled us out of Afghanistan, in fact he has increased the troops over there. He said he wouldn't hire lobbyist and that's all he's hired. He said he would disclose the names of all White House visitors. He had to be sued for a partial list. He said he wouldn't increase taxes on the little guy but he did increase taxes on big corporations and they just passed it on to us. But hey he didn't do it. It's not his fault the greedy corporations didn't just eat the tax. He didn't tell them to pass it on.

He's a low life double talking back stabbing politician. Just like all the others. He won the Nobel peace prize for nothing. His writings have been compared to that of Julius Caesar. I'm betting more than just his writings compare to Caesar. I'm betting he will bring the down fall of America just like Caesar did the Roman Empire. We are doomed as long as he's in power. Doomed because history repeats itself. Caesar, Hitler, Lenin, Mussolini, Mao and the others that have destroyed their countrys, they know the path Hussein is headed down.

I know I usually tell a scary story for Halloween. I do have tales of battles with the dark side and demonic doings and ghost stories and shit like that. But to me this is scarier than all of that.

WAKE UP AMERICA before you wake up destroyed.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Just A Thought

The next time you walk into a convenience store and that maniacal looking mother fucker behind the counter says "Hello" "How are you?" or any other stupid greeting, maybe you should think about answering him. Because the truth is he doesn't care how you are. He only says these things because the powers that be require him to, in order to keep his job. He doesn't care about you or your kids or your job or your day or the fuckin' crusty drawers you're wearing. Maybe he would rather have you tied up somewhere cold and and damp, dark and musty, while he methodically dismembers you and keeps you alive and awake during the process.

So when you walk into a store and the counter monkey says "Hey , how are you?" Maybe you should say "Great and yourself?" After all it could keep you free, in the sun and in one piece.

I'm just sayin'.

Keep on keepin' on.

Friday, October 09, 2009

V.D. and Nobel Peace Prizes

Well somehow Hussein managed to win the Nobel Peace Prize. If I had known you could win for doing absofuckinglutley nothing I would have nominated myself. I'm sure I've done a lot more nothing than he has. He has managed to take 2 vacations and meet a lot of celebrities. Not to mention all the guest appearances on TV, numerous commercials and the Wednesday night parties at the White House. Other than that, he's done squat. I've done less squat however. I should get the fucking prize and the giant check that comes along with it.

Husseins big accomplishment towards peace is starting a speech with "Assalamu 'alaykum" and quoting the Koran. Has anybody else noticed that "Assalamu 'alaykum" sounds live a venereal disease?
"The doctor told me I caught "Assalamu 'alaykum" from that whore and it burns like hell, but these pills should clear it up."

Note to the muslim community. Mohammed or Muhammad or Moo-ham-ed or whatever the fuck you call him is a goat fucker. If you have issues with me and wish to meet him face to face feel free to email me.

Keep on keeping on and may the Great American Force be with you.

Saturday, October 03, 2009

Where I'm At

I don't know how many times I've started this post. Every time I do something else goes wrong. I think I'm finally past the point of no return. I don't know what else could go bad, so I'm trying again. If you want to know why I haven't been posting, keep reading. If you you don't want to read a bunch of complaining, stop now.

Let's start with car trouble. Both of mine are broke down. They have been for months. Can't afford to fix the truck and can't figure out what's wrong with the car. Right now I'm using a friends car that the repo man is looking for.

Next. The I. FUCKING R.S. They sent me a letter wanting $700.00 plus for 2007. I sent it to them then I sent the paper work explaining why I didn't owe them. They eventually agreed with me. Now they say they want another $300.00 plus instead of the $700.00 I already sent them. They haven't given back the $700.00 but they will as soon as I send them the $300.00 I've faxed them the paperwork numerous times proving I owe nothing but no one has ever received it. They wont give me a case worker name or number, they say whoever gets it off the fax machine will be the one working on it. In other words the entire I.R.S. is working on my case. I'm sure Hussein is behind this.

Third. I'm a month and a half behind on rent. The landlord ran of things for me to do to pay the rent. However I have found a regular paying job, or I should say a job found me. A friend of mine is a manager for a HUGE convenience store chain. She offered me a job and I couldn't find a way out so I said O.K.

That's the fourth thing. I am now a polyester adorned name tag wearing minimum wage counter monkey. I worked 2 weeks full time and since the store is not making enough money they cut everybody's hours. Now I'm part time. Go figure.

Where are we? Number 5. The medical issues. I finally got into see a doctor. My blood is still fucked up. She's pretty sure it's some kind of low grade leukemia. The kind you can sort of live with cause it kills you slow. Her words. I like her. She needed to see my old blood work. After a month of waiting she finally called me yesterday. She said in the past that I needed a bone marrow biopsy. According to the files from the old doctor I've already had the biopsy. I however know for a fact that I've never had that procedure. I drive myself to and from all my appointments. They sedate you for a marrow biopsy, plus I have no scar, on top of that if I would have had one I would still be complaining about it. It's my nature. She said she didn't know what to make of that. I said I did. It's called fraud. My blood sugar is getting better, but I'm always in pain. Which makes me irritable and not much fun to be around. Enough of that. Just know, pain sucks.

Part F. As in FUCK ME. My biggest issue. My oldest boy. He's not playing football this year which I'm not happy about but he did join R.O.T.C. which kind of made up for the football thing. This summer he got a no trespass warning from Hobby Lobby because a friend of his was on the intercom system and said some stupid shit. They got caught and the police brought him home. It all originally started with this stunt which was forgivable. The second time wasn't. Then he decided to set the school on fire. He claims it was and accident. I almost believe the accident part. But I had to do what I do to keep him from getting charged with felony arson. Instead he got charged with a class B misdemeanor. He was arrested, finger printed and released to my custody. He is attending an alternative school for 30 school days. He has to pay for the damage to the library. Then at some point he has to go to court where he could face up to 180 days in jail and a huge fine. When I say he has to pay that really means me. All he's really facing is 180 days in juvenile hall. I can't let him go to jail. I always wanted him to do better than me. I'll do what I gotta do to keep him out even though it's just gonna make him think he can always get away with shit. All I can do is hope he learns something this time.

This is just a partial list of the shit going wrong in my life. There's tons of minor crap that I won't even bother to list. It all seems trivial until you lump it together. Hopefully I've made somebody feel better about their own life.

Just in case y'all didn't know Jack is going to Iraq. I don't know when he ships out. All I know is it really sucks.

Zelda. I got something for you.