.44 Caliber

All I want for my birthday (today) is an 8-ball and a hooker. I bet I don't get either one of 'em. This is also my blogiversary. I don't remember if it's 3 years or 4 years, either way, YAY me.

Washed Up Has Been

Yep. That's me. And like most ex-rock stars I'm writing this in a Vicodin stupified state. It didn't take me long to reach this point in my life. I was happy living in obscurity, then Jack intorduced me to the world of blogging. Overnight I became a rockstar. I liked it. But fame is fleeting. What I'm trying to say is my party is canceled due to lack of interest. That and the city of Austin wants $529.00 from me for working without a permit.

Just Wondering

I've been without the internets for a little over 2 weeks now. It finally came back on Saturday(right after I ordered internets from AT&T and went out and bought a DSL router). My internets will be permanent by Thursday after that I will have to struggle for an excuse not to blog. If need be I'm sure I can come up with something.

Maybe some of y'all what frequent the chat rooms can explain some things to me. For instance when you type LOL are you really laughing out loud? Or when you type ROFLMAO, how can you type if you're rolling on the floor? Did you lose your ass before you hit the floor or are you on the floor because of something some one said? Are you on the floor because you lost your ass and can no longer sit?

I'm thinking about having a little soiree (that's party for you uneducated types). It would be an open invitation for anyone that reads this blog. I'm thinking late July between my birthday and Trash Jrs birthday, around the 26th of July kinda killing two birds with one rock. Nothing definate yet. But if you're interested let me know (trashman64@gmail.com) so I can figure the cost. Kids welcome. I have a small pool for the kids and plenty of movies and games. Of course the party would be mostly a celebration of me.

Tomorrow I'm going to talk to the DA about my little "working without a permit" ticket. It could be a fine up to $2000.00, afterwards I may no longer have a job. It all depends on how the home owner takes the news that he's paying for it.

That's all I have for now.

I'mmmmm Baaaaaaaaaack

Well I've decided to continue this blog. Seems as hard as I try, I'm not a quitter. I really tried too. I was surprised at the lack of responses to my threatening to quit. Some of y'all asked me to stay. Some said do what I wanna do. All I know is when Jay and Jack quit, you fuckers had all sorts of hissy fits. Y'all suck. Part of my decision is due to the fact that I ain't got much to do this week so I might as well entertain the not so masses. I got red tagged on my job (the city shut me down for not having permits and they gave me a ticket for $2000.00 also). The home owner is in Portugal so I can't even tell him. Boy is he gonna be pissed when he gets back and doesn't have a new kitchen. So now I have to figure out what to write about. Let's spin the wheel. We have a winner. Women, chicks, broads, bitches and hos.

I love broads. I love the way they smell. I love the way they look. I love the way they feel. I love their soft skin. I love their curves. Tall, short, thin, big, doesn't matter. I can usually find something to like about them. Between 18 and 80, blind, crippled or crazy and if they can't walk I'll drag them. Actually I have an eye for the younger girls but I find myself looking at the older broads (my age) lately. I know it sounds weird but I consider women my age to be old, I guess it because I don't feel as old as I am. Due to arrested development I stopped aging in my mind at the ripe old age of 16.

I especially like the crazy chicks. The more issues the better. Daddy issues are my favorite ones. If she calls me daddy I'll be putty in her hands. Jen knows this about me and she tolerates it. I'm not sure she's OK with it, I think she just puts up with it. I know why she does. I'm the catch of the century. No women is ever gonna get any thing better than me. That much I'm sure she knows, I remind her every day.

Any way I'm going to give you of list of women I want do dirty things to.

1. Jamie Pressly: The ultimate white trash chick. I love her.
2. Eliza Dushku: If I nailed her I would turn into a pile of dust because all the liquid in my body would shoot out my dick.
3. Jessica Alba: I dig me some hot Latin lov'in.
4. Billie Piper: Blonde and an English accent. Her first line in Secret Diary of a Call Girl is "I'm a whore."
5. Stephanie Courtney: Progressive Insurance lady. It's all in the heavy make-up.
6. Nicole Ritchie: Not the new skinny version. I wants the old Nicole.
7. Britney Spears: Number one in crazy and in my pants too. She defiantly has issues.
8. Jens boss: I would tear her up, put her back together, then tear her up again.
9. Elisha Cuthbert: I would turn the girl next door into the slut next door.
10. Devon Aoki: Me love her long time.
11. Brittany Murphy: That mouth. That voice. I'll be right back. Something I need to touch.
12. Pam Anderson: I realize she's contagious, but if it was offered to me I would have to take my chances.
13. Lois Griffin: I would put a hurt'in on her if I was a cartoon. She's such a tramp.
14. Kim Kardashian: That sweet sweet big beautiful ass.
15. Kat Von D: She could play with my tattooed gun anytime.
16. Geena Davis: As Samantha Caine. I'd let her kiss my long good night.
17. Hilary Clinton: I'd fuck this bitch cross-eyed. Just cause I know she's never been touched by a man.
18. Rosie Perez: I love me some Puerto Rican poon.
19. Eva Mendes: I likes the Cuban cootch.
20. Most of the cast from Girls Gone Wild: Half naked young girls and lots of them. I'd ruin every one of them for other men.

That's just the short list. It's just a wish list of sorts. I know a lot of these girls have issues of one sort or another. But my list is based on the physical not the intellectual. Lets face it, if my list was based on smarts there wouldn't be very many qualified women. HA. I crack me up.

Until next time, remember:

Calling an illegal alien an undocumented worker is like calling a drug dealer an unlicensed pharmacist.

The End?

It's been awhile. I hope y'all noticed I was right about the FLDS. Two courts overturned the rulings of the judge that said CPS was right. In other words the CPS did NOT have any reason for seizing the children. The CPS did NOT see any signs of abuse. All they had was a lot of speculation. second guessing, rumors and their own sick thoughts, oh and an overwhelming desire to control people. That's what government is all about. Just remember first they go after the FLDS, next will be the Baptist, then the Catholics, and don't forget the Jews.If they get away with this shit it will be one group after another, and it will all start out with "they're molesting children". Once those words are spoken everybody assumes you're guilty, no proof needed. The government said you're a pervert, it must be true. Enough of me being right. AGAIN.

I've been busier than... something really fucking busy. Which I guess is a good thing. It would be anyway, if I could make some money at this shit. Well at least it helps keep the bills paid. Maybe someone out there can explain to me why you'll pay a mechanic $75.00 an hour to keep your car running, but the guy that's going to fix your house is supposed to work for fucking free.

This post is fucking boring. It's all I got right now though. I could tell you more pimp stories or a story about a friend of mine that was almost shot down by the USAF when he flew over Crawford, Texas. I could tell you about a run in I had with some satanist one night in a graveyard in the swamps on an island off the coast of Georgia. I could tell you about the night I saw a guy get his brains blown out the side of his head. I could tell you about a trip I made to Virgina so a friend of mine could shoot the guy that was harassing his wife. I could tell you about drug sniffing Chihuahuas. There's tons of exciting stories I could tell. I could tell you about robbing a drug dealer. I could tell you about the robbery I masterminded, the victim owned an alarm company. But I'm not going to.

Nope, I'm thinking about retiring this blog. I find that I have to force myself to write. Not sure why. I find myself parked in front of the TV a lot. There's nothing on, I don't really pay attention to anything anyway. I just don't have the energy to entertain y'all. Things just don't seem the same as they were back in the days of my rock stardom in the blog world. It's probably because I don't write as much as I used too. So y'all don't read as much as y'all used too. It's a never ending circle.

My mind is not on my blog as much as I would want it to be. I guess it's too much worrying about the future. The housing/building bust has not hit Austin as hard as it's hit the rest of the country but it's getting there. So I don't know how much longer I'll be in business. Jen's job ends on Sept. 29th. Don't know what's gonna happen after that. Then there's the cost of gas. Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker. The big oil companies along with the muslims in charge of the oil are slowing (or quickly) destroying America from the inside. Gas prices are going to shut down our economy completely. People are gonna just sit there and do nothing. Like the sheep they are. Our government has trained it's citizens well. Sit by and do nothing everything will be OK. The government said it so it must be true. It's things like this that keep me angry.

So I sit here pissed off wondering what's next.

One good thing happened. My youngest (T3) received the Presidential Award for Academic Excellence. The bad thing is it was signed by George W. "Fuck the American People" Bush. Now before you conservatives get pissed and you liberals star celebrating. I feel that way about ALL politicians. Republican, Democrat it doesn't matter, it all comes down to the fact that they are all fucking scumbags. Nuff said. I'm sending my blood pressure through the roof.

Trashman out.

FLDS or American Injustice

I’ve been waiting to post about this for awhile. I wanted to see how things played out before I opened my big mouth and brought the attention of the government back on to me. Well they’ll be looking at me again. The government doesn’t like when you question them or disagree with them. I tend to do both. That’s why I’m on their kook list.

I know a lot of you will disagree with me on this but I don’t really care, cause in my world the only opinion that matters is mine. This post is going to seem kind of rambling at times. I can’t seem to put my thoughts in any kind of order today but I still need to say it, so here goes.

This time the government has certainly over stepped their bounds. They’ve raided a religious sanctuary and stolen 462 children from their mothers. Here’s where some of you candy asses say “but Trash, they were saving the children from sexual abuse”. Last I heard there needed to be some kind of proof of abuse to take kids away from their parents. I realize the police received a call from a “16 year old girl” saying she was raped and beaten by her 50 something year old husband. With this information they got a search warrant. A warrant that should be null and void since the phone call was actually placed by a 30 year old “African American” woman from Colorado that is known for placing bogus calls to the police. I know that even though the call was bogus if the police saw something illegal going on they could do something about it. They didn’t see shit.

What they did find was some pregnant 13 year old girls. I can find those in any middle school. They found some kids that didn’t know who their daddies were and a whole lot of half brothers and sisters. I can find that in any ghetto. They found some young girls married to old men. Hell this is the south, that sort of shit goes on all the time. It gives me hope to find a new bride when Jen finally gets tired of my ass. Plus it’s part of their culture. I know it’s not really the American way but it seems to be their way.

I could go on and on about what the government has done to the FLDS in Eldorado, Texas. The bottom line is it's just another case of the government going run amok They didn't know what was going on on the ranch and they were not in control of the people out there. So they did what they had to do. They used the first opportunity to get onto the ranch and take away the children. Now they're in control.

The FLDS lived on a ranch until the feds surrounded it, then it became a compound. It's an old government trick to call things a compound because it makes the average citizen believe something ominous was going on. For instance The Branch Davidians houses became a compound when the feds surrounded it, also Randy Weaver lived on a compound the minute the feds surrounded his cabin and murdered his wife.

The powers that be have not proven any wrong doing on the part of the FLDS so they were wrong in taking the children away from their mothers. They were wrong for entering the ranch in the first place but that, I can understand due to the phone call they received from the crazy bitch. The minute they found out the call was bogus the children should have been returned to their mothers. I can understand them wanting to keep everyone separated from the men folk until they were sure there wasn't any forced marriages or any girls to young to be married getting married. But the women are not guilty of a damn thing. This is where you say "but Trash the women are guilty of not leaving and keeping their daughters in danger." Wrong again. These women grew up in the FLDS, they've been in it for generations, they don't know any other way or life.

The do gooders have jumped on this calling the girls victims and the boys future predators. They obviously have not heard of the Lost Boys. If you don't want to read the link the short version is as boys approach manhood the are chased off so they won't be competion for the old dudes when it comes time for the girls to marry. They are basically excommunicated (if thats what Mormons do) and left to fend for themselves as homeless young men in Salt Lake City. What I want to know is why are the girls victims and the boys predators. I would think that if this is really going on all the children would be victims. Victims of Warren Jeffs but not victims of their parents.

Time for the recap.
1. Pregnant tennagers
2. Who's my daddy
3. Half siblings
4. Supposed abuse, but no proof

You can find all the same things in any high rise tenement ghetto building in every major city in America. The difference is the government controls the people in the ghetto They do this through welfare and other entitlement programs which makes up 80% of the American budget. They however did not control the FLDS and they can't stand that. Now they have the children so they have the control.

CPS has shipped the children all over Texas to foster homes. Lets assume there wasn't any abuse going on (innocent until proven guilty) and all the children are returned to their families, I'm betting after being in the foster care system alot of the children will no longer be able to say they weren't abused. The courts are allowing the mothers visitation (seems like maybe the children weren't in any danger). What I want to know is how are these mothers supposed to drive the hundreds of miles in some cases to visit their children for a short period of time before being whisked away again and dear old mom is sent packing. Hell that sounds like abuse to me. Abuse of people by their government. Nothing new there.

If the government wants to go after a religion why don't they go after Scientology. Why don't they sweep into every middle school in the country and take all the pregnant teenagers away from their parents. Hey if you don't know who the daddy is maybe they should take those kids away too. Shit I forgot about the DNA samples they took rom everybody, you can't tell me those wont wind up in a government DNA database. Oops forgot the polygomy too. Who cares if these guys have more than one wife. I think it's amazing they could put up with that much drama.

No matter how this plays out. Abuse or no abuse. The government has started the ball rolling. A ball of total control and they wont be happy until that ball rolls over the entire American population. They will accomplish this as long as we let them continue to take innocent children away their innocent mothers.

UPDATE: Here are a couple of links to the crazy phone call lady that some of you were asking for.

1. Crazy bitch
2. Crazy bitch again

Enemy Mine

I don't know how many of y'all keep up with the news, particularly the news on the muslim community. But unless you've been living in a cave or under a rock, I don't know how you could have missed the big hoopla about the anti-muslim film made by the politician from the Netherlands. It seems those poor bastards have a really large muslim community and Geert Wilders is trying to do something about it. If you want to see the film, Jethro has a link to it on his blog.

The film shows muslims committing acts of violence against real humans. I say real humans because muslims have proven time and time again that they are not human. No feeling, caring, person with any kind of conscience could perform these acts against another person. Someone with any kind of love for another person couldn't fly a plane into a building. A person with a heart could not cut off the head of a bound and screaming victim. These are acts committed by animals. Barbaric, cave dwelling animals. Not humans. Don't get me wrong I really wouldn't have a problem killing another person either. But if I were to kill somebody it would be in self defense or perhaps an act of vengeance against someone that had harmed one of my family. It would not be slow and painful, it would be quick and as pain free as a .357 magnum can be. Do you realize what kind of beast you would have to be to saw off someones head while they're screaming?

The muslims kill because their so called "god" told them to. Allah has told them to kill all non-innocents. Muslims are innocent of everything, all other religions, especially Jews, are not innocent. They'll kill you if you speak out against the muslim religion, they'll kill you if you draw pictures of their prophet Mohammad but most importantly they'll kill you for not being muslim. They want to rid the world of all non-muslims. The muslim religion is about nothing more than world domination. You can hear their imams preaching about on a daily basis, just watch the news.

The muslims have set up dummy charities in this country so that the liberals can donate money and said money can be filtered and fed into terrorist organizations so that they can kill us by using our own fucking money. They're crazy but they ain't stupid. There's nothing more dangerous than a smart murderous animal and it seems that the muslims have cornered the market on them.

The one thing that give the humans power over the animals is the ability to reason. Animals are lacking in that and so are muslims. You can't reason with a zealot. They believe what they believe. And the muslims believe we should all die. Not just an ordinary death either, but a death full of pain and torture. A slow, miserable, horrible, painful, ghastly death preferably in front of our loved ones, before they suffer the same fate.

Bottom line is war has been declared on us by the muslims. They will not stop until we are all dead. Muslim is muslim, there are no peace loving muslims. Muslims are taught by their Quran to hate all non-muslims, to them we are lower than dog shit on their shoes, maybe that's why they are offended when someone shows them the bottom of a shoe (see, no reasoning). I say if it's war they want, then lets give it to them. I know we are already fighting them in Iraq and Afghanistan, but we wont win those battles (you can't win a war when the politicians are involved). I'm talking about the kind of war where entire cities and towns are wiped out. Men, women and children, it doesn't matter because they are all the enemy. Maybe they're not old enough to pick up a gun or carry a bomb on a plane, but believe me they are in training. From the day they are born they are trained to hate us with a passion that can't be matched. Eventually they will be able to pick up that gun or board that plane with a bomb, and they will do it because from birth they were being prepared for that moment. So lets stop it now.

I realize I sound like a zealot myself. But I'm not saying let's kill them because they don't believe in our God. I'm saying, let's cut off the head of the hydra. I'm saying, THEY declared war, THEY started this fight, let's end it and the ONLY way we can win it, is to fight their fight. You can't win another mans game if you don't play by his rules, and the muslims don't have any rules. There are rules to war, rules that we follow. They don't follow any rules. It's a losing situation for us. How can we ever win if we have to get permission to shoot back? We can't.

There is a new mosque in town. That's right, the beast resides in Round Rock, Texas. They are housed in what used to be a Baptist church. It happened over night. I drive T3 to school everyday down the same road. One day, Baptist church the next, mosque. They are spreading through out our country slowly and methodically. They are preparing to attack us from within and most of our population is sitting on their hands with their eyes closed, oblivious to the danger. Not me. I'm preparing for battle. When the shit hits the fan, I plan on being untouched by the turds.

Keep on keeping on.