This video was offered to me by my doppelganger (evil twin) to help me fulfill my PoHoThoBlo obligations. I submit this video as proof that comedic genius runs in the family. Even though my brother made an innocent (HA) video of a snake dining on a mouse. I say it is much more. It is a prophetic look at the next four years in America. It represents what Obama (the snake) is going to do the American people (the mouse). I know you're wondering what is so funny about a snake eating a mouse. That part is the evil that courses through my brothers veins. Every time I watch it I hope this time he won't get eaten. For those of you that can't stomach the death of one of Gods little miracles, the funny part starts at 1:08 of the video. So, stay to the end and have a laugh. With Obama in office there won't be too many more of those.
Yes I realize it's Veterans Day. Thanks to ALL the veterans, including me.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
Staying Cool
In the Texas heat there's nothing quite like a shade tree.
Not only am I pretty, I'm fucking funny.
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Mom, Apple Pie & Baseball
You can't get more American than "The Trashman".
The blackout on the eyes is to make sure I'm not recognized by the Feds.
Have you ever seen so much pretty in one place?
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Fertilizer
One thing you can say about G-Dub, he was not in the shit business. He didn't give any and he didn't take any.
Obama on the other hand is a different story. It amazes me how fast the Russians threatened us, they even accused us of destroying the worlds economy. The fucking Arabs did that with the oil prices then the speculators didn't help with the futures market. North Korea wants a sit down. All the different terrorist organizations are willing to deal with him as long as he shows them the proper respect. Obama is going to kiss some muslim ass.
President Bush would have told them all to lump it. Yep, it would have been his way or the highway. Which it should be. We ARE the last of the super powers.
Obama's going to pull out the troops and cut military spending. Then he's going to bow to the will of everybody out there that wants to pull his chain. America is dead and gone. It's just a matter of time.
Let me know when y'all are ready for me to take over.
Obama on the other hand is a different story. It amazes me how fast the Russians threatened us, they even accused us of destroying the worlds economy. The fucking Arabs did that with the oil prices then the speculators didn't help with the futures market. North Korea wants a sit down. All the different terrorist organizations are willing to deal with him as long as he shows them the proper respect. Obama is going to kiss some muslim ass.
President Bush would have told them all to lump it. Yep, it would have been his way or the highway. Which it should be. We ARE the last of the super powers.
Obama's going to pull out the troops and cut military spending. Then he's going to bow to the will of everybody out there that wants to pull his chain. America is dead and gone. It's just a matter of time.
Let me know when y'all are ready for me to take over.
Friday, November 07, 2008
Thursday, November 06, 2008
What's It Gonna Be?
Who would of ever guessed that my blog would create some intelligent back and forth in the comment section. Certainly not me.
Anyway today's subject. Racism. We're ALL affected with it. Me, you, everybody. White, black, brown, red, yellow, stripped, it doesn't matter. Everybody is a fucking racist. Even me, believe it or not. And I'm going to prove it.
You have two neighborhoods. They are identical in every way. Same income levels. Same crime stats. Same houses. Same stores. Same parks. Same trees. Same lawns. Same cars. Same everyfuckingthing. They are mirror images of one another. They both have one empty house. These houses are for sale for the same price. They both have the same floor plan because they're identical. Here's the kicker. One of these neighborhoods is all white and one is all black. Which one are you going to move into?
Answer honestly. If you're black and you say the white neighborhood or you're white and you say the black neighborhood you're a lying mother fucker. Whites will move to the white hood and blacks will move to the black hood. And that my friends is racism. I don't want to hear any of your liberal psycho-babble about people being natural drawn to people like them. Bullshit. Black people move to the black hood because they don't trust or like the white man. White people move to the white hood because even though they're identical, the property values are higher in the white hood.
As for me. I don't want to live in either place. I'm moving to an island with a bunch of sex starved Victoria's Secret models.
Anyway today's subject. Racism. We're ALL affected with it. Me, you, everybody. White, black, brown, red, yellow, stripped, it doesn't matter. Everybody is a fucking racist. Even me, believe it or not. And I'm going to prove it.
You have two neighborhoods. They are identical in every way. Same income levels. Same crime stats. Same houses. Same stores. Same parks. Same trees. Same lawns. Same cars. Same everyfuckingthing. They are mirror images of one another. They both have one empty house. These houses are for sale for the same price. They both have the same floor plan because they're identical. Here's the kicker. One of these neighborhoods is all white and one is all black. Which one are you going to move into?
Answer honestly. If you're black and you say the white neighborhood or you're white and you say the black neighborhood you're a lying mother fucker. Whites will move to the white hood and blacks will move to the black hood. And that my friends is racism. I don't want to hear any of your liberal psycho-babble about people being natural drawn to people like them. Bullshit. Black people move to the black hood because they don't trust or like the white man. White people move to the white hood because even though they're identical, the property values are higher in the white hood.
As for me. I don't want to live in either place. I'm moving to an island with a bunch of sex starved Victoria's Secret models.
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
What Have You Done?
He has ties to the PLO. He has ties to the Weather Underground. He listened to Rev. Wrights hate filled rhetoric for 20 years, that is until he decided he needed to rule the world. He's a socialist. He's a muslim. He's the anti-Christ. He made a faux-pas (more like a Freudian slip) when referring to the 57 states. His wife said she could finally be proud of her country, so I guess we used to embarrass her. He did fuck up and say "my muslim faith". I could go on and on, I just don't have the energy. One more thing. If anyone says this election wasn't about color (especially anyone black) they're full of shit. There was dancing in the streets of Harlem last night. All anybody could talk about on TV was the history making of finally "A Black President". When I went to pay my insurance today, the first words from my black female insurance agent were "So how do you feel about the election?" I refused to answer. Why give her the satisfaction? She must have already decided I'm in the Klan. I am white after all?
He ain't my president. Y'all elected him. Y'all deal with him. When the world goes to shit and you need saving, you need to tell me I was right first.
He ain't my president. Y'all elected him. Y'all deal with him. When the world goes to shit and you need saving, you need to tell me I was right first.
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