I Have A New Ho

Last night I worked with Pretty Boy again. That always makes for fun times. One of his regular stalkers came in, we'll refer to her as Hot Chick. Hot Chick headed for the beer cooler and Pretty Boy started telling me about how the last time she came in she offered him either dirty or nasty sex. He couldn't remember which one. On her way out the door he asked her which one it was.

Hot Chick: "I can't say."
Pretty Boy: "Sure you can. Trash don't care."
Hot Chick: "I said freaky. You happy?"
Pretty Boy: "You shouldn't have left so quick, I was going to follow you."
Hot Chick: "What's wrong with now?"
Pretty Boy: "I gotta work."
Trash: "You're on break. A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do."

They went outside and talked a little bit and made goo goo eyes at each other. After a few minutes they came in and went to the back store room. Pretty Boy couldn't look at me and he had to choke down a laugh as he passed. About 10 minutes later they came back out and she left. Pretty boy came behind the counter and smiled at me.

Trash: "That didn't last long. I'm disappointed in you."
Pretty Boy: "We didn't fuck or anything. She showed me her tits and then I showed her my dick. She played with a little bit and that was it."
Trash: "Well that was her freebie. Next time it's gonna cost her."
Pretty Boy: "Huh?"
Trash: "You're my new whore. I'm gonna pimp you out, right here at the counter."
Pretty Boy: "I bet I could make some money at that."
Trash: "Yep, and you're gonna hand it all over to me. Now get me some money. Bitch."

Keep on keeping on.

There's Always Tomorrow

That's right, fuckers. I've got a good one for you, but you'll have to tune in tomorrow to read it. Until then I'll be playing Mafia Wars.

Keep on keeping on.

Somethings Burning

Jen is in the kitchen. Where she belongs. I'm sitting here trying to entertain you fuckers. Maybe I should switch places with her. Well at least I quit bleeding.

Keep on keeping on.

Veterans Day

Sorry. I got nothing. I worked alone tonight. Nothing happened. I'm in pain and I got my period. So this is all you get. Not like it matters. Fuckers.

Thanks to all the veterans including me.

Keep on keeping on.

Employment Oppurtunities

Last night I had what most would consider a very disturbing dream. For me it's par for the course. I dreamed I was at a carnival and I got on an elevator at the roller coaster. The elevator took me to hell. I was there to apply for a job. They tested me and I was immediately offered a job upon my demise. That is if I wanted it. I would be in charge of punishing promiscuous young ladies. I'm lucky I didn't wake up swimming in a gallon of scooge. I'm still thinking about accepting the job.

Keep on keeping on.

T3

Tonight was my youngest boys last football game. Tomorrow we find out if they won district championship. He was one of the captains that walk for the coin toss. This position was chosen by his team. Who knew? I mean I knew he was good but I had no idea his team respected him that much. I guess I should have, he is my son after all. That alone commands respect.

More comments would be appreciated. Fuckers.

Keep on keeping on.

Putting It Lightly

As the whole world knows, 13 people were killed and 29 were wounded in a terrorist attack at Ft. Hood, Texas. This terrorist attack was carried out by a Major in the U.S. Army. This officer is a muslim. The fact that this officer is a muslim automatically makes the attack terroristic in nature. Regardless of whether there's one attacker or 100 attackers, anytime a U.S. service member or a U.S. citizen for that matter is attacked by a muslim that screams "Allahu Akbar" at any time during the attack, it is terroristic.

The liberal media has already started making excuses for the scumbag Major Nidal Malik Hasan. They are claiming he was picked on by his military peers for his ethnicity and religious beliefs. They have interviewed some of his neighbors, who say that some of the other neighbors used to snicker when he passed by dressed in his religious robes. Big fucking deal. He is 30 some odd years old. As an adult I don't believe your self esteem can be hurt enough to make you go kill a bunch of innocent people. I've had plenty of remarks made about my weight. Should I ever decide that the people that made these remarks hurt my feelings so bad that I needed to kill or attempt to kill 42 people, then I would kill the people that made the remarks. I wouldn't walk into a room full of people I didn't know, a room full of people that I had never met, people that I had never spoken to, people that had never done me any harm, caused me any pain, emotional or physical and open fire. The liberal media, his family and fellow mulsims all think the fact he was "picked" on makes it okay for him to commit mass murder. These same people also want you to believe that terrorism had nothing to do with this.

It was terrorism plain and simple. He decided a long time ago to carry out this attack. He didn't want to deploy to Iraq or Afghanistan. Not because he thought it was an oil war, not because he thought we should stay out of other peoples business, not for any of the reasons the whiny sissy hippy liberals in this country cry about. He didn't want to go because he didn't want to upset Allah. He didn't want to go because Allah tells muslims they should kill anyone that doesn't believe in the muslim way. This is what the Major did. He killed 13 people that were not muslim. Not to avoid deployment. Not because he was picked on. Because Allah told him to. Fuck Allah. Fuck Mohammed. Fuck Nidal Malik Hasan. Fuck the muslims. Oh and fuck Hussein.

Hussein had to give all his shout outs before he even began to mention the terrorist attack at Ft. Hood. See Zelda's blog she posted the youtube video. Makes me wonder who's side he's on. Some government official is calling for a congressional hearing to see who dropped the ball with Hasan. We don't need one. Bottom line is he's just another terrorist. We do however need a congressional hearing to find out what Hussein is really about.

Back to the subject at hand. How many of you have seen the movie Swordfish? In the movie the character played by John Travolta (Gabriel) tells the character played by Hugh Jackman (Stanley) how things should be handled.

Stanley: "War? Who are we at war with?"
Gabriel: "Anyone who impinges on America's freedom. Terrorist states, Stanley. Someone must bring their war to them. They bomb a church, we bomb ten. They hijack a plane, we take out an airport. They execute American tourists, we tactically nuke an entire city. Our job is to make terrorism so horrific that it becomes unthinkable to attack Americans."

This is how we should handle Hasan and the rest of the muslims.

This is not a traditional war. The enemy sometimes wears our uniforms. We are not fighting another country or a different race of people. Hell we're not even fighting aliens from space. No. We're fighting a religion. A religion that teaches it's followers to hate and kill anyone that doesn't conform to their ways. We might as well be fighting Democrats.

Now here is where I release my inner redneck. I say we take Hasan out of the hospital and dump him in box with about 5 tons of pigs parts (guts, balls, dicks, skin that sort of stuff) and then drop him from a plane right into the town square in Baghdad. Then we take a few of the prisoners from Guantanamo Bay and do the same thing all over Afghanistan. After that, we let the entire muslim world know that the same thing or worse is in store for them if they don't stop fucking around.

Another thing we need to do is disarm all the muslims in our military forces. They can do jobs like picking up garbage and taking tickets at the post theaters. Anything in a support position where they can't poison, shoot or cut any real American military member. Because if they're muslim they can't be trusted. Now I know at least one of you is going to have a problem with that last statement. I realize that there may be some muslims out there that don't want to kill us, but we can't afford to think that way. Nope.

America. Love it or leave it. And if your muslim. GET THE FUCK OUT. That includes you, Hussein. Oh yeah. Mohammed is a goat fucker.

Keep on keeping on.