No Mo Romo

There are two things the Dallas Cowboys need to do to begin fixing their problems. The first one is, they need to get rid of that incompetent idiot they call a quarter-back. He has no passion for the game. He just doesn't give a fuck. Why should he? He's going to get paid 67 million dollars, win or lose. He has loads of God given talent and ability, but he has no drive. He should just take his money and disappear, make room for somebody that has the desire to win.

Now the second thing they need to do, can never be done. Jerry Jones needs to step down as General Manager. He doesn't know a damn thing about football. He is one hell of a businessman, but that doesn't give him the ability to make the day to day decisions that have to be made to run a successful football team. After today's game he started making excuses for Romo, he made it sound like the offensive line let them down. I got news for you Jerry. Romo is the leader, his attitude is going to be contagious. He don't care why should they? Herein lies the problem with Jones. He can't admit his mistakes and Romo is the biggest mistake he's ever made except when he fired Jimmy Johnson simply because Johnson wouldn't agree with him. Nope Joneses ego will always keep the Cowboys down. Luckily he can't live forever.

Go Jets.

Feloniuos Behaviour

Tonight I was assaulted by a homeless homo.

Be safe out there.

Friday Night Lites

It's Friday.
It's night.
And this is about as heavy as it's gonna get.

Fuck Danny Glover.

I Love You, Beth Cooper

Okay bonus post. I just watched the aforementioned movie. I must say it was quite enjoyable. The guy that played the dork was a little to dorky but other wise it was a fun movie. Once again not enough flesh, but we did get some side-boob action from Hayden Panettiere. I give this movie 4 1/2 trash cans. See it if you get the chance.

I love you, Hayden Panettiere.

Comment More, Fuckers

Running low on energy and creative flow. This is all you get today.

Keep on.

Wanna Trade?

Every once and awhile I get cookies and milk for a late night snack. Tonight was one of those nights. I only get a package of two cookies or I'll make a complete pig of myself. Before I go to the store I always check with everybody to see what they want. They get one chance and one chance only. I don't get extra shit.

Jen and I were in the garage smoking when Trash Jr stuck his head out

Trash Jr: "I'm hungry are those my cookies?"
Trash: "Hell no. Don't touch my cookies."
Trash Jr: "But I'm hungry. Can I have them?"
Trash: "Nope. Make a TV dinner or a burrito or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a cheese sandwich or something, but don't touch my cookies."

He closed the door and Jen looked at me.

Jen: "Let him have the cookies."
Trash: "Nope."
She tilted her head and batted her eye lashes.
Jen: "For me."
Trash: "Nope."
She tilted her head the other way and batted her eye lashes again.
Jen: "Can I have them?"
Trash: "I'll trade 'em for a blow job."
Jen (yelling): "Make yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich baby."

At least I got to enjoy my cookies.

Jennifers Body

All in all a decent movie. Would have preferred more flesh. I give it 4 trash cans.

Pretty boy got fired a couple of weeks ago so I probably wont be posting anymore Counter Monkey Conversations. I do however have a couple of work related stories to tell. I'll try and give you one tomorrow.

Until then you know the drill.