Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I Failed

Computer died yesterday. Pushing up fucking daisies.Therefore I couldn't post. Can't even get it to load windows in any mode. Safe or otherwise. I'm taking it to a friend and dropping it off. Hopefully he can fix it.

More proof God hates me.

Monday, February 08, 2010


Eyes hurt cant keep feet open.


Sunday, February 07, 2010

Suck Ass Super Bowl

The worst part is now we have to listen to all the liberals talk about the spirit of New Orleans being lifted since the great tragedy. Not to mention all the idiots running around saying "Who Dat". What a collection of morons. At least the nachos were a success.

Keep on "Hatin' Peyton"


I'm making some for the Super Bowl.

Keep on re-frying beans.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Rode Hard

I'm exhausted. My co-worker got sick tonight and left me by myself. She had the shits. I understand going home. I got hammered. I had a line of customers at least 8 deep from 5:30 to 8:30. I feel like I've been beat with a big fuckin stick. I didn't even have time to try to get fired.

The answer to your question Jack, is yes. Plus I have another back up plan. I may go back to exotic male dancing.

Keep on being naked.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Plan Coming Together

Managed to get my ass chewed out today. Still didn't get fired, no matter how hard I tried. I was told they don't want to lose me but I didn't have to stay if I wanted to go. I said I wasn't leaving unless I was forced to. I'll try again tomorrow.

Keep on not trusting anyone.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

New Outlook On Life

Fuck my job. Fuck Stop-n-Rob. They recently gave away a bunch of shit on TV to 2 of their employees. To the tune of a few hundred thousand dollars. Trying to make themselves look good. But nobody is getting raises this year because they don't have the money. I wonder how long before my new attitude gets me fired.

Keep on fucking corporate America.


This movie came out on DVD today. This is a must see. Woody Harrelson does an excellent job as usual. There's not a dull moment. I laughed my ass off. This gets the Trashman guarantee. I guarantee if you don't like this movie, then you're an idiot. I give Zombieland 5 trashcans out of 5 trashcans,

Keep on killing the dead.

Monday, February 01, 2010

Paying The Fiddler

Doing taxes. It's that time again.

Mundane Existance

Went to work today. Came home.