Thursday, July 30, 2009

Warning: Some Profanity

Mother fucking, cock sucking, low life baby raping, after birth eating, ass licking, ball twisting, piece of shit, scrotum slobbing, son of a bitch, turd in a fucking fish bowl. I now have liquid nuts.

So much shit has happened, if I was to list it all, nobody would fucking believe so much bad shit could happen to one person in such a small amount of time.

Every body's life should be doing just fine. God is concentrating all His wrath on me. I have definitive proof God hates me.

I'm switching my religion to Voodoo and not just your average Voodoo either. I'm switching to FUCKING Voodoo.

Friday, July 24, 2009

I'm Done

Just took another shot to the nuts.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Breaking Point

Somebody famous once said something about the measure of a man is not how often he gets knocked down but how often he gets back up. Or something along those lines.

What this famous person didn't take into consideration, was the fact that when life knocks you down sometimes the world stomps on your nuts. If the world stomps on your nuts long enough then no matter how hard you try, you ain't gettin back up.

My nuts resemble smashed potatoes.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Hey World


Wednesday, July 01, 2009