Somebody famous once said something about the measure of a man is not how often he gets knocked down but how often he gets back up. Or something along those lines.
What this famous person didn't take into consideration, was the fact that when life knocks you down sometimes the world stomps on your nuts. If the world stomps on your nuts long enough then no matter how hard you try, you ain't gettin back up.
My nuts resemble smashed potatoes.