Holy Shit

Hello fuckers. Surprised to see me? Yeah, me too. Its been a long time. Lots has happened. Made a shit ton of changes over the last 7 years. Some drastic some not so drastic. I know y'all really missed me though. We have a lot to talk about over the next few years. Some old subjects and some new ones. My kids. My soon to be ex-wife. My soon to be new wife. My attempted self extermination. My move home. My grandson. That's right another generation of the Trashman. Trash Jr. has seen to it that the family name will live on. Oh we are going to have so much fun. I can hardly wait to get started. But before we do I have a job for you. You my dear minions must go out and spread the word. Let the world know that The Trashman is back. Shout it from the mountain tops. Call your friends and loved ones. Tell everybody you know. This is bigger than Lazarus rising from the dead. This is bigger than the second coming of Jesus.  This is going to be a comeback of biblical proportions. Not only am I coming back but you're getting the original, no punches pulled, no mercy shown, not gonna tip toe around your precious feelings, no bullshit Trashman. Not the watered down version that you were used to 7 years ago. The old warden is gone. I have a new warden now and even she knows who really runs this prison. I've been locked down in solitary for the last 7 years. I've had a lot of time to reflect on my evil ways. And you know what? I'm good with it. I miss me almost as much as y'all missed me. I know y'all were wishing I would come back. Well be careful what you wish for. Some times you get it.