No Hope No Change

Anybody that knows me knows I don't like the French. As of tomorrow, if I could I would move to France. I think it would be better than living in a country that sold its collective soul to the devil. This is where all the pussy ass liberals get upset. You know the people that will physically attack you while they are protesting the violence of war. The same people that will throw rocks and fire bombs at police all in the name of peace.

The people that have attacked George Bush for the last 8 years now line up to kiss the ass of the devil. They've said all the wanted to about G-Dub and you're an idiot if you don't agree with them. Now they'll label me an idiot for speaking out against Hussein Obama. While it may be true I may be an idiot, I am not an idiot because I am against the Barack Attack.

Don't get me wrong I'm not a fan of the conservatives either. They kill doctors to save a fetus. Pro-Life my ass. Nope I belong to the common sense leave me alone and I'll leave you alone but if you fuck with me then I'm gonna open up a keg of whoop ass on you party.

For the last few days I've had to put up with living in a big blue dot in a red state. Now they're talking about how appropriate it is that Hussein's inauguration coincides with Martin Luther King Day. You know since he's the first African American president and all. I have news for you. Hussein is NOT African American. His father was a muslim from Kenya. His mother was a white woman from Kansas. He IS Americas first bi-racial or tri-racial or more racial president, he can't even qualify as African American since technically an African American is a decedent of former slaves. That and he's not black. He's mixed race. So to all the cult followers lining up to kiss his ass. You're kissing a mixed ass not a black ass.

Tomorrow will be a sad day. It's the day that America is handed over to a guy that has done nothing. NOTHING except say hope and change. And you fools bought into it. There is no HOPE because there will be no CHANGE. It's politics as usual. A guy that knows nothing and has done nothing in charge of a country where most people want to do nothing. Gone is the America where people worked hard and took pride in their work. Now it's all about what can the "gubment" give me.

Hell Hussein can't even have an original thought. His stimulus package is fixing roads and bridges. FDR did that way back when welfare was invented. It's just another way of making sure the people are dependent on the "gubment" teat. Another socialist control method. When the government controls the purse strings then the people have to comply, or else "Big Brother" might stop the welfare train.

Barack is going to tax us to death and possibly take away the our guns. The people can't have guns. With guns the people can take a stand. Hussein can't allow that. Before y'all call me crazy check into the guns and ammo sales. They've gone up. A lot. I'm not the only one that fears this take over. If you're smart you will too.

I guess it's true. You should be careful what you wish for. From the get go everyone knew that the Republicans would not three-peat. I was just hoping the Democrats would put in anybody but Hillary. They did. It's worse. A muslim socialist.

Now to the fun part. Whats right with this picture?

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That's right all the assholes in these mugshots are wearing Obama shirts. I wonder if they're going to be there tomorrow?

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10 Things & A Nightmare

Last year Bent asked me to do one of those meme thingys. The way this one works is, I'm supposed to list 10 honest and interesting things about myself and pass it along to 7 others. I wont pass it on, simply because, after me what else could you want to read or write about. That's right. Nothing. It all starts and ends with me. So lets get started.

1. I love cereal. So much so, that I keep at least 4 different kinds in the house at all times.
2. I was nominated for best Sex Club DJ at a swingers convention in Vegas. I should have won.
3. As much as I love political correctness, I love the word retard more (ask my kids).
4. I'm not a big fan of the police (the rock group or the profession).
5. I beat my monkey at least once a day, sometimes twice.
6. I have a very addictive personality, whether its cigarettes, cocaine, or pussy. I have to be hooked on something or else not all is right in the world.
7. I can't stand when someone talks about themselves. That's less time we could be talking about me.
8. I have a problem with public speaking. First I freeze up then I choke. Followed by a full blown panic attack.
9. I have control issues. I have to be in charge at all times.
10. I LOVE to dance and I love to be nekkid. I really love dancing nekkid. But if I had to choose between the two I would pick dancing. People could watch me dance but I don't think people could watch me be nekkid. I once won a polka contest and a waltz contest. I'm simply the best.

Now on to part two of this post. On Thursday I got the opportunity to meet a fellow blogger. I met up with Nightmare in Austin. He was in the area for some kind of work thing so we made time to meet up and swap lies. First I had to convince Jen I wouldn't be killed and turned in to a skin suit. We met at the hotel bar and let me say it was like meeting up with someone I grew up with. We clicked like we had known each other all our lives. If you get a chance to meet this guy you should. I haven't laughed that hard since I watched that cat get shot (you must watch) on The Boondock Saints. He's definitely good people. I wish I had known him in my wilder days. I can see us sharing a bench in the local jail.
Nightmare: "That was cool."
Trashman: "Yeah. Let's do it again when we get out."
Yep. Could have been some great times.

Oh. Happy New Year fuckers.