Friday, October 09, 2009

V.D. and Nobel Peace Prizes

Well somehow Hussein managed to win the Nobel Peace Prize. If I had known you could win for doing absofuckinglutley nothing I would have nominated myself. I'm sure I've done a lot more nothing than he has. He has managed to take 2 vacations and meet a lot of celebrities. Not to mention all the guest appearances on TV, numerous commercials and the Wednesday night parties at the White House. Other than that, he's done squat. I've done less squat however. I should get the fucking prize and the giant check that comes along with it.

Husseins big accomplishment towards peace is starting a speech with "Assalamu 'alaykum" and quoting the Koran. Has anybody else noticed that "Assalamu 'alaykum" sounds live a venereal disease?
"The doctor told me I caught "Assalamu 'alaykum" from that whore and it burns like hell, but these pills should clear it up."

Note to the muslim community. Mohammed or Muhammad or Moo-ham-ed or whatever the fuck you call him is a goat fucker. If you have issues with me and wish to meet him face to face feel free to email me.

Keep on keeping on and may the Great American Force be with you.

1 comment:

Always America First said...

I believe I called him a goat fucker a year ago on my blog. Good to see you back. Wish you were feeling better.