1. Burger or Filet - 17 votes
2. I Think She's Dead - 16 votes
3. They Love Me - 9 votes
So the good news is you get to read a story called Burger or Filet. The bad news is you won't get to read it tonight. My mom got some test results back and it looks like she may have lung cancer. It's just about positive. She'll be seeing a specialist sometime within the next 3 weeks or so. I'm not dealing with this very well, so I'm asking that y'all give me a couple of days to calm down and do the story justice. I'm a real big believer in doing what you say, but this time I just can't. I hope y'all forgive me.