Blaze Of Glory

I have decided not to die. Just yet. There's still a little fight left in this dog. That and I want to make sure a lot more people are miserable before I go. If not miserable at least annoyed. I have managed to do this so far but I got a ways to go.

I also want to make sure my death is as violent and painful as possible. Not necessarily for me, but someone's got to hurt. That and I want to know that they'll still be finding pieces of me a year later. That's right my death should involve CSI and crime scene clean-up. Hopefully some law enforcement agency with initials will need to be called in.

There's still lots of blood and pain but I'll march on. I always do. Just sometimes there's a little whining involved. The pain is the price I pay. The whining is the price y'all pay.

Thankfully this is the last of the quantity post, now maybe we can get back to the quality. When we do, I expect some comments, fuckers. I'll be talking more about my imminent death shortly, y'all should really enjoy that one.

Keep on keeping on.

Under The Weather

Not to sure I'll survive the night. Massive amounts of pain and blood. I have to see the doctor soon. Bones hurt beyond belief plus a cold front moved in tonight. Sorry this ain't much of a post. If I live, I'll post tomorrow. If not, then so long fuckers.

Keep on keeping on.

Third World Neighborhood

There's quite a few trailer parks near where I work. Not the good kind that's all full of trailer trash and junk, but the kind that the government relocated Katrinas supposed victims to. So we sell a lot of malt liquor and single blunts.

There's also a night club right down the road where these "people" congregate every Wednesday and Friday night. When the club closes they descend upon us like a plague, trying to buy beer after hours, steal some condoms and smoke their demon weed. They come in droves. They also trash our bathrooms and the parking lot. They're fucking animals. There was a shooting in the parking lot last year and almost one last week. I've never seen an angry pot head until last night.

Last night was the first time I had to work 3rd shift. After they came in and destroyed the store (were not allowed to stop them, "Stop-n-Rob" has an open-door-make-the-customer-happy-no-matter-the-cost-policy) I made an observation to my fellow employee about the rudeness of these individuals. I found out that they were behaving better than normal. Yep. Not only am I a bad mother fucker, but evidently it shows also. What gets me is the female of the species is more asshole than the male. They have been known to refer to our females as "white cunt" "white bitch" "cracker ass ho" and assorted other names usually beginning with a skin color. The men just step up to the counter and say "Gimme a mild" or "I's need a grape rillo" (they seem to love the grape flavor) other than that they wont say a word to you. They also usually throw the money at you. I can tell you one thing. If this job doesn't kill me nothing will. I'm either going to get shot because I can only take so much shit or I'm going to explode. What I want to know is, can't we all get along?

I mean really, I can pretend to be nice to you and I do it for not much more than minimum wage. Would it kill you to pretend to be nice to me? It's only for 30 seconds or less. You don't impress me trying to act tough and you damn sure don't scare me. You know I don't like you (it has nothing to do with skin color, it's all about your fucked up ways) and I know you think I'm the white devil. But for 30 seconds we can be cordial. I'm doing my part for race relations. Do yours, or is that like finding a job, just too much hard work. Would you be nice if the government paid you to? How about it Hussien? Stimulate the economy by subsidizing the race relations. Give them money every time they act like a civilized human being, every time they smile at whitey, every time they turn down the car stereo.

I hope you enjoyed this post, just one of many late night last minute quantity post.

Charmed. No story, just an observation that I was hoping one of my many black readers could answer. Plus it was Black Friday so I questioned Black Chubby Chasers.

Keep on keeping on.

Black Friday

Not much to say tonight. Just got home from work and I have to go back in 3 hours. The bitch from 3rd shift called and quit 2 hours before her shift. Fucking whore. Looks like I may get a few more hours for awhile.

What is it with black guys and fat white chicks? I don't get it.

Keep on keeping on.

Thanksgiving 2009

Once again it's that time where I make a list of shit that I'm thankful for or I'm thankful ain't. This year will include both. So let's get started.

1. I'm thankful for our military. I just hope when the time comes they remember the oath included protecting us from domestic enemies also.
2. I'm thankful even though I'm dying from emphylukebetes that I don't have the aids (I don't want to be labeled a queer upon death).
3. I'm thankful for Jen and the kids.
4. I'm thankful Jr. didn't get charged with felony arson.
5. I'm thankful for football.
6. I'm thankful for the few readers I have left.
7. I'm thankful you fuckers don't fill up my comment box (start commenting fuckers).
8. I'm thankful God gave me charm, wit and personality. It makes up for being bald, broke and the small dick.
9. I'm thankful that short shorts, short skirts, high boots and high heels have come back into style.
10. I'm thankful that my boy needs a ride to high school in the mornings (see #9).
11. I'm thankful this month is almost over with. (comment you fuckers).
12. I'm thankful my poor dead momma will be spending Thanksgiving with me (she'll be in a box on the table).
13. I'm thankful for vagina (every time I get some).
14. I'm thankful for crackers and cheese (turkeys not done yet and I'm hungry).
15. I'm thankful for scrimps. I love me some little shellfish.
16. I'm thankful for plastic. It's probably the greatest invention of all time. Save a tree, use plastic bags.
17. I'm thankful I have a friend in Jesus (the song just told me so). I just wish his Father wasn't hatin' me.
18. I'm thankful I have today off work. I hate that place.
19. I'm thankful I even have a job. I just wish they would pay me.
20. I'm thankful for voice mail so I only have to answer the phone if I want to. That's not aimed at you Zelda, I was driving when you called.
21. I'm thankful I don't have to get dressed up this year to go see people I already know.
22. I'm thankful for Charmin.
23. I'm thankful for Smalls (Jr.s friend, he seems to be keeping the turd out of trouble).
24. I'm thankful for peanut butter (it's amazing what can be done with the creamy goodness).
25. I'm thankful the Cowboys game is starting so I can end this misery.

Looking at the list, it's more of a thankful for list, than a thankful ain't list. Oh well, there's always next year.

Happy Thanksgiving fuckers and Keep on keeping on.

Cowboys vs. Raiders

If the Cowboys lose to the Raiders tomorrow, I'm through with them. I will become a Jets fan, at least until Romo is gone.

You lame ass fuckers better start commenting.

Another quantity post simply because you don't deserve better.

Keep on keeping on.

The Final Frontier

Tonight I watched the new Star Trek movie. I've never been a big fan of space movies. I've never even seen a complete episode of Star Trek either. In fact I think we should thin the human population starting with trekkies. However that being said I will admit the new Star Trek movie is pretty alright. Lots of action, not to confusing but it could have used a little nudity.

I know enough about Star Trek to know James T. Kirk slept with anything with a wet hole, they could have touched on that a little more in the movie. They didn't mention those furry little dribble things that cause all sorts of problems and Dr. Spock while being logical never mentioned children or spanking. I know in the series Hans Solo was played by some deep voiced Korean dude and in the movie he was played by Harold of the "Harold and Fubar" movies, but they left out the wookie.I guess this takes place before he meets Chewcaca.

They had the Russian dude Mr. Jackhoff so they seemed to be introducing the original cast. They used a lot of the original catch phrases like "Dammit Jim I'm a doctor" and Scotty said "I'm giving her all I got Captain", once again that would have been a good spot for nudity. I don't remember the phrase "Bean me up Scotty" but they did say "Set your tasers on stun".

They did have the Romanlins but not the Klingy dudes or the storm troopers either and I am a bit confused by the absence of Darth Vader but I guess that will all be covered in the sequel.

All in all a good movie. I give it 4 trashcans out of 5. See it if you can. Until then.

Live long and party on, dudes.