Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Cherry 2000

I'm pretty and smart. I however got cheated on 2 things, lots of money and a really huge dick. Therefore I made adjustments. Charm, wit, personality and my only talent.


Before

After

This was done with my tongue and teeth. You will notice no real damage to the cherry stem once I tied the knot. That's right I tied that knot with just teeth and tongue. I am the motherfuckin' master. Since I like to hear myself talk (after all I am fuckin' funny) I can keep my lips and jaw moving for hours and my tongue too. I can provide testimonials if need be. Ladies the line forms at my front door. Be sure you bring your checkbook.

I don't want to hear a damn thing about picture quality. I was rushed.

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