November 2nd

The McRib is back. It should be called the McMiniRib. It's more expensive and only half the size it used to be. You better get it while you can. If Obama gets elected it will only be a matter of time before pork is outlawed (because he's a stinking muslim). If pork manages to stay legal then Obama will want you to buy one and split it with somebody else (because he's a stinking socialist). Gotta share the wealth.