Sunday, November 15, 2009

Cock Blocking 101

I worked with Pretty Boy again tonight and another hot chick came in. We'll call her New Hot Chick. Right away Pretty Boy starts with the flirtations.

Pretty Boy: "So what are you doing tonight? Got a date?"
New Hot Chick: "No. I'm going out with some friends. I'm the third wheel."
Pretty Boy: "You're to cute to be a third wheel."
New Hot Chick (giggling): "Thank you."
Trash: "You said the same thing to me last night."
New Hot Chick: "I thought I was special."
Pretty Boy: "You are special."
Trash: "Yep. You said that to me last night too."
Pretty Boy: "Stop that...........dick"
Trash: "You definitely didn't say that."

Keep on keeping on.