Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Counter Monkey Conversations II

The boss lady and I were standing out front the other day having a cigarette. I think we'll call her boss lady. This is what we were talking about. Store brand Twinkies.

Trashman: "You were right about those store brand Twinkies. They're fucking delicious with some ice cold milk. So much better than the real thing. In fact it's like an orgasm in your mouth. I take that back I've never had an orgasm in my mouth."
Boss Lady: "There's nothing wrong with an orgasm in your mouth."
Trashman: "Well I guess they do have that white creamy filling."
Boss Lady: "I like mine with chocolate milk."
Trashman: "You drink chocolate milk with the orgasms in your mouth?"

Keep on keeping on.